Yeah umm some of you know me from AGS.
I don't play MTA, only SA-MP.
My name is Jack and I'm 14 years old in year 8 at a school in Melbourne.
My name means "soccer rocker"
And no it hasn't got ANYTHING to do with anime and NO I'M NOT A GIRL.
I think choosing that name was a bad choice but it's too late now
I used to hate anime. (And I mean REALLY hate it, I used to think it was the nerdiest thing to evar be invented)
But I sorta uhhh, started watching FullMetal Alchemist as requested by a friend about two weeks ago, now people call me a hypocrite
I'm really fit and athletic, if you ever want to sprint/long distance against me I'll accept, no matter how old you are
I suck crap at doing homework, when it comes to homework I am the laziest person in the universe xD
I'm smart, I'm in ELMS (enhanced learning of maths and science) at my school which only 25 out of 300 people got into.
I go to a massive school, it's only years 7-12 yet has 1.5 or 1.4k people there.
I go to school with Ariel (A person who plays on AGS) but he's in year 9 and Kennybhoy (Did I spell that right?) used to go there.
Never been in a clan before but just posted my app for SiK =D
I also play Atlantica Online, Halo CE, ROBLOX (shudup D=), TrackMania Nations, MyBrute and a few others that I can't currently remember
I have played tonnes more games online
My security program expired while I was typing this (FARRRKKK $100 DOLLARS FOR THE NEXT YEAR D:)
Even though I'm only 14 years old people tell me I'm mature and smart, so don't worry if you are about me being an immature moron
I have an 8 year old brother and a 12 year old sister who are both poopsies.
I have two dogs, a 10 almost 11 year old pug and a 5 year old labrador =D
I have a pet turtle named Ninja =3
I have 3 goldfish (I used to have 7 but 4 got eaten D=)
I can't believe I'm typing this instead of doing my project that is due tomorrow xD
I'm typing this on my iPod Touch which is taking ONE MILLION more times than it should.
I'm well known around AGS, I don't have any enemies (to my understanding) but I'm not REALLY respected heaps either. (I'm just like that guy who's always there, and talks once in a while)
My bestest friends on AGS are samsicles, Eddy and Mudit. (Those are my BEST friends, so don't get offended if you are not there, I still like you =D)
I have no enemies.
I try to be as welcoming as possible.(Now I'm even scaring myself)
I pwn you all at soccer.
There is no such thing as an iTouch, only an iPod Touch.
Penguins are awesome.
I raped a dog last night.
Killer whales eat dogs in their sleep.
Bunny rabbits are the most evil things ever.
My pencil case smells like a 2 year old sandwhich.
I HATE SCHOOL.
I HATE MATHS.
I HATE SCIENCE.
I HATE ENGLISH.
Actually come to think of it, I dislike every subject except P.E. and sport xD
After seeing KillFrenzy's one of these I have typed as much random crap as possible, because I must make mine longer.
I played guitar for 2 years, then stopped.
I played golf for 2 years, then stopped.
I am a qualified lifesaver, so if you are ever dieing then just walk down to your nearest payphone and call me.
I have awesome emotes of dancing hamsters and chickens on MSN.
My MSN is sheep_like_2_sleep1@hotmail.com so add me =3
Is anybody actually gonna read all this?
I'm often in my own little world, not concentrating on anything around me.
Uhhh running out of things to say x[
I have a wii, laptop, iPod Touch, GBC, GBA, DS, xbox, PS1, N64 and some other old crappy machines.
My mum doesn't let me do anything that involves putting credit card details online which pisses me off
My favourite PC game at the moment is TimeShift.
uTorrent is currently downloading Devil May Cry 4.
School is gay.
My best friend at school is like half my size.
I haz teh awesomestest bunk bed in mai room =3
There is an ant on my screen!
Now it's dead.
I feel sorry for it.
Maybe there is an ant heaven.
Maybe I could use alchemy to turn it into a giant man-eating ant.
Guns don't kill people, uh uh, I kill people, with guns.
Old people burning, Old people burning, put your hands up!
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people, I have more money than you!
Plz note, the above 3 sentences are from youtube and are not meant to offend anybody.
Oh god is this long enough yet?
Assassins Creed on iPod Touch pwns your mum.
I hope my laptop doesn't crash an I have to start again.
*Copies and saves in a word document*
Yay my mum just renewed my virus software, now I can go back to downloading my pr0nz. (Jokes I'm 14 years old)
Mouldy from AGS reminds me of my dad.
I realized the name of this section is "Say Hi!" so...
Hi!
My favorite color is red.
I'm an Aussie.
Dolphins are smarter than humans.
Rock/Thrash/Metal music is awesome.
Slipknot, Metallica, AC/DC, Guns n roses, Puddle of Mudd, System of a Down, AFI, Wolfmother and Coldplay are some of my favourite bands.
BRB gotta go feed my pet turtle his retarded little cube of mashed fish and some weird stuff of which the name of isn't in my head right now.
I'm going to be a mass murderer when I grow up. (OK, maybe I'm just short on things to say)
Old posh ladies with pink fluffy poodles scare me.
Cherub is my favorite book series.
COD sucks.
Tetris music is awesome.
My iPod is jailbroken.
My english teacher this year is asian, my French teacher is German, and last years english teacher was Greek. WTF!!?!?!?!??
Did I mention school is stupid?
My last name is Wright, which people often make jokes about.
Although once a girl said to me as a joke "Maybe you are my Mr. Right, which we later talked about on MSN and she ended up asking me out in the middle of the convo =D
I'm an extinct animal.
I'm never going to smoke or take drugs.
These are some ways to say hi.
Harrow.
Ohaithar
Ohai there
hi
hello
hello there
hi there
hai
haii
haiiz
haiz
hiiz
hiz
hellooo
helloooooz
yo
sup
ello
mellow
kellow
WTF I can't believe I'm doing this xD
I guess it's just an excuse to not do my homework.
I've been typing this for 20 minutes.
Thanks to this I'm gonna get a crappy mark for my Music project.
Talking With A Capital At The Start Of Every Word Is Fun.
I have 4kb left on my C drive, and just took a screenie =D
THE END
(More to come)
Maybe >.>
I hope this told you enough about me =D
Even though only like one fifth of this had any relevance to me and my life.
Life is a funny word.
It's prettyfull.
Yet ugly.
At the same time.
Uhhh I just can't press that Post button!
I don't know when to stop.
Owait didn't I say "THE END" before?
OK it's off to the shower for me!
BAIIZ!!!
