2 gay guys meet each other in a local gay bar, the first guy says hey i'm feeling a bit excited would you like to come home with me and "play". The second guy agrees and they continue to the house, the first guy says to the second would you like to play a game I heard of once? "Ok" says the second guy.
So the first guy walks to his fridge and grabs a variety of fruit and veg and continues back to the room and goes guess the food product, now the first one is long and has a slight bend, "it's a banana!" says the second guy. "Correct" says the first, now this one is long, comes to a point, gradually gets bigger, "it's a carrot" says the second guy. "Correct again, my your rather good at this" he says, now this is the last one, it's a little prickly, long and feels a bit squishy.
Ahh fuck i've forgotten what it's called does anybody know what it is?
BTW I mean no offence to gay people, tis' a mere joke to liven up the forums