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General Chatter => Random => Topic started by: DemonSeed on November 04, 2009, 10:37:12 PM
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Wigger-n.
Wanna be black person, or a white person that for some reason thinks there black.
Wigger 101
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My new hooked on wiggers learning program. 14 easy steps to be a stupid ass wigger, listen closely.
1. Learn the native language ( dis, dat, fo sho, skreet, axe, playa, foo cracka, snap...ect.)
2. Get your latest edition of Dubs even though you're probably 4 years to young to drive.
3. Make a "Gang" and threaten to kill people with your "guns".
4. Say "nigga" so you'll fit in, and it's the most you can get away with.
5. Wear a jersey half on half on, that way you won't be too hot or too cold.
6. Spend all of your drug money on "platinum" so it looks like you got into a fit with a roll of tin foil.
7. NEVER wear a hat the right way either: upside down/backwards, sideways/upside down, right side up/to the left, backwards/up your ass.
8. Get clothes 3 times too big just incase you need to make a parachute.
9. Wear your pants to your knees for easy access.
10. Buy any of the following clothing brands: Ekco, Phat Farm, South Pole, or Fubu.
11. Write a few raps. Ex.- Yo yo yo, I da noo santa ho ho ho, yall look at me da playa, sittin on ma sleigh-ya, ya betta not mess with ghetto santa, cause cracka I am da daddy macka...werd to ya mutha homie!
12. If someone has a "beef" do ever think of resolving it humanly, shoot them.
13. Walk with a limp, even if you don't have crap in your pants, it will be in your head.
14. Drink the following beverages daily: Crunk juice. Pimp juice, Ice-T, and so on.
..........HAPP...
wigger-(n.) one who suffers from "ghettoitis", a disease that occurs mostly
in Caucasian high school/ college aged males (mostly from rich, white
families and suburban homes having 2 or more expensive sports cars or SUVs),
causing them to believe that they are African American and from "the hood",
and they they are "missundastood" and will "bust a cap in yo ass" if you "be
playa hatin'", they feel driven to listen to rap music as an attempt to
blend in with African-American society, sometimes even listening to other
sufferers of ghettoitis (ex. eminem, vanilla ice) to feel an even stronger
sense of belonging. there is no cure for this illness but it has many side
effects, such as tripping over ridiculously large pants and boots, wearing
funny hats, and speaking ebonics, as well as annoying all of those around
them.
-"fuck you wigger"
-"yo step off son get out of ma grill i'm'a bust a cap in yo ass fool dont
make me get ma dawgs on yo ass, its about to get bloody in in here, i'll get
ma shawty to sit on yo ass with her ghettttto bootay!"
-"yo dawg y u frontin?"
hahahaha
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LOL, last thing i expected to see from you demon
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ohh so thats how its done :)
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God i know even though i love hiphop i hate wiggas, its just so fake.
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5. "Wear a jersey half on half on, that way you won't be too hot or too cold."
hahahahahhahahah..
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Aiight nigga naw' we rollin, rappen 'da hood aye! Aye homie chu' know we blazzin now, fo' sho! 8)