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General Chatter => Random => Topic started by: Grim_Reeper on June 30, 2009, 05:24:53 AM

Title: A joke.
Post by: Grim_Reeper on June 30, 2009, 05:24:53 AM: 2 gay guys meet each other in a local gay bar, the first guy says hey i'm feeling a bit excited would you like to come home with me and "play". The second guy agrees and they continue to the house, the first guy says to the second would you like to play a game I heard of once? "Ok" says the second guy.

So the first guy walks to his fridge and grabs a variety of fruit and veg and continues back to the room and goes guess the food product, now the first one is long and has a slight bend, "it's a banana!" says the second guy. "Correct" says the first, now this one is long, comes to a point, gradually gets bigger, "it's a carrot" says the second guy. "Correct again, my your rather good at this" he says, now this is the last one, it's a little prickly, long and feels a bit squishy.

Ahh fuck i've forgotten what it's called does anybody know what it is?

BTW I mean no offence to gay people, tis' a mere joke to liven up the forums ::]
Title: Re: A joke.
Post by: Full_Metal on June 30, 2009, 06:07:08 AM: i dont see that funny
Title: Re: A joke.
Post by: DemonSeed on June 30, 2009, 07:08:37 AM: wtf, that's not funny at all -_-
Title: Re: A joke.
Post by: Holden on June 30, 2009, 08:57:30 AM: rofl

n1
Title: Re: A joke.
Post by: Full_Metal on June 30, 2009, 09:04:15 AM: Quote from: Holden on June 30, 2009, 08:57:30 AM
rofl

n1

well, someone thought it was funny
Title: Re: A joke.
Post by: TD Mystic on June 30, 2009, 09:07:53 AM: I don't get it lol.
Title: Re: A joke.
Post by: RaO on June 30, 2009, 03:21:39 PM: :-X
Title: Re: A joke.
Post by: DemonSeed on June 30, 2009, 07:56:25 PM: the last one is a dick? Or am I wrong?
Title: Re: A joke.
Post by: Grim_Reeper on July 01, 2009, 02:47:17 AM: Now if any of you had have answered with Cucumber or any other fruit and vegetable I would have finished the joke,

WOW <insertnamehere> , you've played this game before haven't you!
Title: Re: A joke.
Post by: DemonSeed on July 01, 2009, 04:02:17 AM: not......................................funny
Title: Re: A joke.
Post by: Full_Metal on July 01, 2009, 04:36:22 AM: Quote from: Grim_Reeper on July 01, 2009, 02:47:17 AM
Now if any of you had have answered with Cucumber or any other fruit and vegetable I would have finished the joke,

WOW <insertnamehere> , you've played this game before haven't you!
Quote from: DemonSeed on July 01, 2009, 04:02:17 AM
not......................................funny

rofl, that was
Title: Re: A joke.
Post by: Grim_Reeper on July 01, 2009, 05:01:27 AM: Quote from: DemonSeed on June 30, 2009, 07:56:25 PM
the last one is a dick? Or am I wrong?

Wow Demon you really have played this game before haven't you? :P
Title: Re: A joke.
Post by: DemonSeed on July 01, 2009, 05:12:30 AM: all the time man.
Title: Re: A joke.
Post by: RaO on July 01, 2009, 01:36:01 PM: pff,i thought the sence in this joke was much funnier than. Brazilian jokes are the funniest ftw :D
Title: Re: A joke.
Post by: DemonSeed on July 01, 2009, 07:42:40 PM: Probably to you since that's your language.
Title: Re: A joke.
Post by: Giuvannaru91 on August 21, 2014, 03:55:24 PM: Lol :D :D :D

Old post or not, nice grim 8)
Title: Re: A joke.
Post by: reLax on August 21, 2014, 04:01:55 PM: I've send you this topic link hahah :D
Title: Re: A joke.
Post by: elof on August 21, 2014, 08:47:30 PM: It's a watermelon!